Time to Laugh: From "Ananova"

Time for a little laugh

From “Ananova”:
A Bosnian man, Amir Vehabovic, 45, faked his own death just to see how many people would attend [at his burial ceremony].
He then watched from the bushes as only his elderly mum turned up for the burial in the north Bosnian town of Gradiska.
In the letter to the 45 people he invited to the burial he said: "I paid a lot of money to get a fake death certificate and bribe undertakers to deliver an empty coffin.
“I really thought a lot more of you, my so-called friends, would turn up to pay their last respects. It just goes to show who you can really count on.”

An Iowa woman called Butts faces up to two years in jail - for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse.
Because of prior convictions, Butts faces up to two years in prison.
Supervisor Gordie Johnson said: “We have three strikes and you're out and I consider each roll of toilet paper a strike.”