Are You Kidding Me?

I received two “Dear Tenants” SMSs from the management company today. One says, “free internet access hv been provided at Neil Rd for your usage.” Another told me that “we hv enlisted StarHub digital DDTV services (16 channels for your viewing pleasure at no cost) effective next Tuesday.” Are you kidding me? And what’s “DDTV”? “HDTV”? Should it be “DTTV”?